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A lot of heart went in to this, peter1968! We appreciate it

Well fuck our queue, this was supposed to go out on Valentine’s Day! Darnit!
Extra Virgin Olive Oil makes a great marinade for meat.
Now I just need a Lady Rainicorn outfit for my dick and I can make the weirdest Adventure Time fan video ever.
Thanks stranglefreak!
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Is it weird this blog turns me on? Don't judge me ;)

Hey we all got our things.



Fun in the Sun

Thanks gazhumper!
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stuffonmycock:

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